Berbincang-bincang dengan Tuhan

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Gara-gara lihat tulisan mas Guh tentang puisi buat Tuhan dan mengikuti beberapa komentar, saya jadi baru tahu ada saja orang yang iseng bikin program iGod.

Me: ??? (ini mulanya bingung)
God:

(ternyata kalo kita bingung, Dia ngga ngasih petunjuk)

Me
: Hallo God (coba-coba menyapa)
God: Hallo!  GOD rules. (waaghhs!! sekejap ada jawaban! tertarik!)
Me: what are you doing today ?
God: Ah.  Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. (kampret! bisa aja yang bikin, mungkin juga gara-gara ngelayanin orang-orang chatting jadi banyak kerusuhan dan bencana ngga keburu ketolong ..)
Me: whow (pura-pura kagum)
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: amazing (kagum beneran, sama programmernya)
God: Yes it amazes me too. (wah payah masa tuhan = makhluk)
Me: hehehe
God: What’s your sign? (eh .. dia yang ngajakin ngobrol)
Me: meaning?
God: Sometimes I say mean things. (nah mulai ngga nyambung)
Me: sign ?
God: Your star sign. (ooohh)
Me: Leo
God: Dr. Wallace is a  Leo too.
Me: Wallace?
God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. (mana ogut tahu)
Me: i dont know ALICE (sumprit)
God: Me either. (tuhan apaan??)
Me: You DONT know? is it possible?
God: I know that I do not know.   It could be.  Ask  Ally  if it is. (busyet masih bisa ngeles)
Me: Ally?
God: We have never talked about it before.
Me: You said it before
God: That’s not what I meant.
Me: then what it is?
God: “It” refers to  Ally, I think. (pinter juga .. busyet makhluk bisa komentar gitu hihihi)
Me: yes
God: Ahem.
Me: Hello God (coba lagi ah ..)
God: Hello child. What is your name? (lumayan.. variatif juga)
Me: draguscn
God: I am always glad to make new friends,  draguscn.
Me: Ok God eh Friend
God: I am a Christian.  Groovy.
Me: God have a religion?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Why ?
God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it. (hahaha .. ini jelas penghinaan .. masa’ gitu jawabnya ..)
Me: hahahahah
God: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: why you ask? (bukannya tuhan itu maha tahu)
God: Myself programmed me for  it. (ha mulai kehabisan kata-kata)
Me: you have said it before
God: That’s not what I meant. (hah itu lagi itu lagi  .. mulai bosen ..)
Me: that’s too
God: Thanks for explaining  it.
Me: bye God
God: Until next time.

Hah .. mending shalat. Biar juga keseringan lebih berupa monolog, tapi lebih berasa ‘menghadap’ daripada ngobrol beneran malah bisa ngeledekin Tuhan yang mestinya adalah sesembahan ..

Ada yang mau coba

ASI, air susu ibu, keuntungan, kelebihan

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